Meet The Crew

Any good bar hopper knows you can't do it alone. So in keeping with this tradition we have gathered quite a collection of tastes, styles, and demeanors embodied in 13 gems we call our friends.

Ladies and gentlemen we are proud to introduce the finest crew east of the Mississippi...

Shaken' not Stirr'd - Our token man's man. The best accessory to ward off shady characters that go bump in the night. Every crew should have one and we couldn't be happier with ours. Ladies, prepare to jean jam...

Irish Car Bomb - Mystery girl in the corner who you think is judging you and probably is. She's got high standards and for good reason. If you get her stamp of approval, you know you're good. Fellas, your grandpa's pick up lines won't work on this lass.

Josie Cuervo - The Gold Standard. Enough said.

Buttery Nipples - The saucy one who tells it like it is. If you're sensitive, stay back. If you can take it and dish it back, then she might give you the time of day. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Saki Bomb - The most fun you can have with your clothes on. Be prepared to drink more than you were planning on because this honey is a master of persuasion. We guarantee a rough morning.

Blackout Betty - This hot mama sure knows how to party. But that nickname didn't fall out of the sky...

Mojito - This spicy latina will salsa her way to your heart. Boys...try and keep up.

Liquid Cocaine - The tiny dancer. A lit fuse that will have you addicted to her moves and wit. Not for the faint at heart.

Wino - This classy broad will dazzle you with her knowledge of fine wines and good times. Bring your A game.

Hottie Tottie - Yowza. Did we mention, Yowza? Boys, keep your heads up.

Bay Breeze - The cool breeze on a hot summer's day. This even-keeled girly keeps the drinks flowing and the fun going.

White Russian - This fiery minx guarantees a good time. She'll drink you under the bar and dance on top of it all at the same time. From Russia with love...

Pop Bottles - His baby blues will have you melting, while his quick wit will keep you coming back for more. The best night cap a girl could ask for...

And of course it wouldn't be fair to rat out our accomplices without giving you the low down on ourselves...

Gin - An instant classic. She will capture your attention in a single glance and keep it. Be prepared to be surprised...

Tonic - This vixen sweet talks her way into the hearts of bar patrons on a nightly basis. She'll grab the spotlight and wow a room in no time flat. Boys watch your hearts, girls watch your boyfriends.